Wednesday 13 November 2013

10 Funny observations about Nollywood Movies

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Here is the list of some funny observations about  Nollywood movies. 
1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood movies. How is it actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road?
3. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”.
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies?
9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really?
LOL

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